Saturday, January 9, 2010

Jasoosi and Me.

“Wow! That was SEXY!!”
“You just said a bad word”
“Huh? Oh okay. Sorry”

That was a snippet of a conversation between my brother and me while watching tv. I assume that the bad word is ‘sexy’. That made me think he really that innocent or am I just dumb? Coz when I was 12, I would NEVER have referred to sexy as a bad word.
Sexy’s like a good word ..a good good word ;)

Lemme see..umm, when I was 12 ..I think I did quite a lot of things a 12 year old would consider bad. And no one knew so is history repeating itself? I hope not. Somehow, it doesn’t feel good being on the receiving end. I love spying by the way. I would love to see the way my brother is when he is with his friends and stuff. My friends have often scolded me for spying on his facebook profile but whatever :P

No but on a serious note, The last thing I would want is to see him get into wrong company. I trust him. I can advice him and I think that’s all I can do. I don’t want to be too pushy. I don’t want to intrude (hell, I would love to!). I know whatever’s meant to happen will happen but that doesn’t stop me from getting scared..

My friend recently got to know that her brother watches porn. I’m wondering how I would react if I EVER got to know such a thing. It gives me the creeps already.

Oh btw, if you guys need help in doing some jasoosi, lemme know. I can be an awesome jasoos!
Better than bindaas’ emotional attyachar team for sure :P
Yes, I have watched a few shows. Ya i know, Shoot me. But you must try it once. Its good fun watching all their my-partner-is-so-loyal bubbles burst. And the host is SO O-M-G! He definitely needs English lessons. “Are you hurted”, is the LAST thing I would want to hear if I see my boyfriend flirting away to glory with some other chick on national television! Hurted, of all the things :|

P.S: Oh, I recently realised..that my brother is taller than me!
Don’t tell me I’ve stopped growing :O
5’5 se mera kya hoga! Nahiiiiiiiii


Chocolate Lover said... younger bro is taller than me :(

*Shreya* said...

and if you evaaaaaa manage to bag a show, i will be the co-informant/jasoos???!!!!!!!!!!!
damn i laaaaaaaaav getting under the black coat and black glares :D

The Bald Guy said...

Er... So you don't watch porn? Huh?

Yemiledu said...

Hurted......Yeah very, that you are feeling bad you are not growing in height!

Comeon Orange..don't feel bad looking at giants have a perfect height. :~P

Meenakshi said...

hmm.. guess all big sisters love jasoosi.. and its just evolution u know, that the younger ones get better brains & height..*evil grin.

just to make sure you are not "hurted" by my comment, one sweet word of consolation to the big sister jasoos -5"5' is a decent height to stop growing at ;)

oRange* said...

@Chocolate lover: tsk tsk :(

@Shreya: haha! for sure ;)

@The Bald Guy: i did watch it once. i find it digusting because i dont like way 'sex' is shown to be in such movies. there is more to it, im sure.

@Yemiledu: hurted :P

@Meenakshi: damn! the younger ones are always luckier :(

The Solitary Writer said...

bt i knw hw sisters wd react when they catch their bro's watching it sucks...nice post

nd hey want u to mail me to

cz i want a favour fr me ...write a guest post fr the solitary writers blog...will ya do the honour my dear friend and read :)

buckingfastard said...

spying on his fb profile!!! seriously!!

wen we were kids we so used to hate grownups not trusting our judgment...and luk ur doing da same to ur bro!!!

at 12...i suppose he is still 1-2 yrs away frm watching porn...which is btw NOT A BAD THING!!

Oxymoron said...

hmm.....jasoosi, i know all about it....i have done jasoosi on all my cousins younger and elder alike(hope none of them will read this comment)'s fun to know other people's secret...thankfully i am a single child...and no matter what you feel about it....teenage boys will watch porn....

if you think catching your younger brother will be bad....i was caught by my father, that was one hell of a weekend...i was seriously hurted... ;)


hee hee.....i kno wat ur talking about....ive got two elder one younger....i used to apy on the elder till when i realised ive got some secrets i wudnt want my younger bro to find i stopped...or rather became lazy coz it wasnt fun anymore :(...sha

Sorcerer said...

hmm..I dont have bros or sisters. but god gave me cousins.
and bonus is that ..they are soo dumb!!

well..I call myself ..the empire state building of secrets..
its so fun to give threats.
ya much happiness comes out of that giving threat thing.
its awesome feeling

ki said...

I'm just 5'4 myself :/

nil said...

Lmao at "Hurted". Heck,too cool!
Too freakin loser cool! B-) :-P
Anywayyy,I like jaasooosi too :P I have an elder brother,so it's much more fun, Trust maayyyy =D

The Perfect Stranger said...

I Totally Love The Way You Write (L)

Saurabh Panshikar said...

@Nice Post... Nice Comments.

Protecting is a nice bahana to continue Jasoosi! lol

And about Porn... Make sure your bro doesn't follow Sorcy's blog...

And do write a post when you freak out finally when you come to know that yo bro DOES watch porn! lol

Saurabh Panshikar said...

and about the height... I'm not much tall myself...

So I've invented this new philosophy which you can tell all the towers around you...

"People who grow physically, don't grow mentally"

We on the other hand..... you get it na?

The Crystal Heart said...

Hey Sexy Gorgeous Doll lolz

Dnot worry..ur just 18 - 19 yr old gal...I !daam Sure Your Height will be increase 5.8..that my my words..

nil said...

I blog rolled you :D

sulagna said...

ohh baby!! your words"porn" is bad..bad bad bad!!

The Crystal Heart said...

Respected Orange Madam Ji

Please Lissen 1 Song.

"Broken Hearted Girl ~ Beyonce"

I Am Reading Your Blog Long Time..May Be I know Your Taste Of Muzic lil Bit..I Daam Sure You Liked It...Rest On You. :-)

oRange* said...

@The Solitary Writer: ya but u cant really blame them as such.
woah, sure i will :)

@buckingfastard: i know i know, but what to do ..when u'r in that position, nothing strikes u but i've stopped spying now :P
yes, i know its NOT a bad thing

@Oxymoron: oh craap! busted huh!
poor u. should have taken good precautions na :P

@Little on the edge: that always happens to the middle child. good good

@Sorcerer: sure its fun ;)
but then u have them giving u threats as well :P

@ki: :D

@nil: lol, everyone loves spying so im not this weirdo! yay :D

@The Perfect Stranger: thanks :)

@Saurabh: haha, i will if im in the state to :|
lol, nice line. i like

@The Crystal Heart: ok i will

@Sulagna: i dont think its bad :P

Ria said...

u r quite some sister huh! i hav an elder brother and i hav never got a chance to experience anything of this sorts. I was quite silly n stupid when i was 12 yrs old. :P

sulagna said...

myy god lil sheemkee thinks porn is not a bad word..m sure ramit is the happiest on hearing this :)

nil said...

^^ Ahahahahaha!!

Oiii oRange* ! Update no!

Meera said...

Didnt read the post. Just wanted to say a hi. How u doing? Don't see u online these days. So had to comment. Anyway, miss you!

oRange* said...

@Ria: spy on ur elder brother! goooo :P

@Sulagna: its not 'bad' now! and i LOVE the pic womann!!

@nil: lol! i will i will :)

@Meera: ..and im chatting with u now :)

Darshan Chande said...

SO what if your brother watches porn! Just now it was you only who said sex or sexy are not bad words, right? Don't you think we are all so confined in our own taboos that we tend to hate things that we ourselves don't do; or dislike the behavior that we ourselves don't consider good? Watching porn and masturbating has no fundamental difference. And at/after the age of 12-13 the person who doesn't do the latter thing is virtually nonexistent. So, fundamentally there's nothing wrong with watching porn since the instinct which triggers that desire is so pervasive in all humanity (and beyond, too). Some people believe that it corrupts the mind; but then using the word "sexy" in conversation is also considered "corruption" by "some people". What do we call them?

oRange* said...

i dont think u read what i wrote properly :|
i have no issues with anyone watching porn or masturbating! i was talking about how ill react to him watching porn ..if and when he does. like, how ill handle such a situation coz it will take time to seep in.
i dont think its a taboo ..not at all and im very well aware of the fact that everyone at one point or the other does/has watched porn.
u got me wrong or maybe i wasnt clear enough.

The Crystal Heart said...

Respected Orange We Are All Know ur very Responsible,Mature,Intellegent & fighting for her Rights girl..Your bro is very lucky that he got so much loving & caring sis..One day he will proud on u...& Make u her Idol..& Role Model...I Daam Sure Whn He Will Do Any Thing Wrong..He Will Definetly First Think Abt Ur Reputation ..& Donot want her Real Sis Feel Shame & Embaress Becoz Of Him...

Happy Lohri!!...May all your wishes come true and may you achieve everything you desire. Enjoy your day and don’t forget to put revari, popcorn & moongfali in the Lohri fire. It will definitely bring luck to you!

I wish that sweetness of GUR & REWRI remain with U for ever...

Lohri ki aag, aapke dukho ko jalla de….

Aag ki roshni, aapki jindgi me ujjale bhar de……

Lohri ka parkash, aap ki jindgi ko parkashmai kar de...

May this festival of zeal and verve fill your life with lots of energy and enthusiasm and may it help you bring happiness and prosperity to you and your loved ones.

Wish you all a Very Happy Lohri.

PNA said...

Oh memories of my STD 9 summer hols, first day in April he was shorter than me by inches.. last day in May, the brother had shot up like a coconut tree.....

Now 12 years seems such a long time in history what did I do when I was 12..... :))

Darshan Chande said...

Hey Orange, no, I did not get you wrong. I referred to your uneasiness arising off "how will I handle it!" What's there to handle, I wonder... Normal things need not be "handled".. If he does something wrong then that should be a subject of such worry, I mean, not this! This is not even worth paying extra attention to... :)

oRange* said...

'handle' in the sense, he's always been like a kid brother him watching porn wouldnt make me angry or anything and nor would i say its wrong would just make me feel a bit uneasy ..and u know the "bada hogaya hain" feeling ..yeah something like that.

Pratik Gupta said...

"5’5 se mera kya hoga! ....Please don say tht...i always dreamt of 5'5 :( :(

really, people scan FB accnt..Damn!! I am so screwed then

oRange* said...

ya people do :D

Lavender said...

Says one sly to another spy...I think it's the coolest thing to do :P

Anyway, honestly speaking, you are justified in worrying about.
I used worry about my pubescent brother all the time.
if you're doing it for his goood....nothing wrong at all.

All of us are stars and deserve the right to twinkle ♥