Sunday, March 21, 2010

Sex, Dhoka and a beeeet of Love ;)

These are just random lines concerning relationships today, I heard from my friends or about friends of friends, etc

“Me and him ..we like have a thing yaa. You know?”

“We’re not fuck buddies. We’re just ..umm ..like ..well ..friends with ..friends who ..ya okay ..fuck buddies. But doesn’t that sound too blunt?”

“He was too nice and mushy so I broke up with him.”

He: Our relationship doomed. We’re just not meant to be together. Limiting it to 'just flings' should be fine. What say?
She: But I still love you!
He: Okay, then let it be.

“I’m going to have all the fun now and when the ‘right’ time comes, I’m going to marry the girl my parents choose for me”

She: Oh, you guys are back? I thought she cheated on you?
He: Yeah, but its fine now.
She: Nice. Mr. Forgiving huh
He: I was bored dude

He: You used me.
She: It was a fling. We were supposed to use each other. Remember?
He: But I didn’t use-use you
She: Oh but you know what, I used-used you

“She rejected me. I’m going to start going to the gym. I’ll show her what she missed”

“He was too muscular. It scared me. So I said no.”

She1: I miss him. I hate this moving on phase. It’s takes so much time
She2: Ya I know, memories and all that
She1: Ya ..stuff like he picking me up and dropping me to college and helping me with Math ..and ..
She2: Ya. That too :\

She: Don’t cheat on her. She might just do emotional attyachar on you!
He: Hahahha! No. She’s camera shy!
She: whihdiklewfwpejkldfcwepjdkl;cwe9dpo!

He: Okay, she called. I’m going. Her house is free.
She: Oye, there’s something called ‘mood’
He: Fuck mood. We hardly ever get a proper place!

“He was so perfect ..I can’t move on!”

He: It’s love. I love her so much. She’s the one I’ll marry! I just know it
She: But it’s hardly been a week!
He: So?
She: Okay.

“Our lifestyles didn’t match. He would go partying every night and I would sit at home waiting for him to call or message!”

“I don’t care if we have a future or not. I just want him for NOW”

Is it just me or were relationships way simpler before?
And then parents say “What problems do you have ha!”
Riiight. Sure.

38 comments:

Disguise said...

HOLY CRAP. I actually laughed on the whole " fuck buddy" quote!

Koo said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
That was shit funnaay :D

Siddhesh 'Ravan' Kabe said...

Aaaing....totally....toing hai...:P

Shreya said...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too LOl types man :D

“I don’t care if we have a future or not. I just want him for NOW”

err...that's true ha but :P

Saurabh Panshikar said...

you could be one gr8 agony aunt!

The West Wind said...

Hehe... nice one.. and so true..

Ashley said...

Lol...
Mah personal fav was/is:
“I don’t care if we have a future or not. I just want him for NOW” :D

.... said...

HILARICIOUS...!!!!!

The Bald Guy said...

Yawn.

Tell me.

Why don't I ever meet these chics?

Huh?

I'm laughing though! :D :D :D

Sangitha :) said...

He: Okay, she called. I’m going. Her house is free.
She: Oye, there’s something called ‘mood’
He: Fuck mood. We hardly ever get a proper place!

Lol.. dat was damn funny!! Ther wasnt even a beeeet of love..!! Interesting observations!! :P :D

The Me. said...

Hahah. Some of them sound so familiar! =p

Somak said...

This is hilarious. The whole fuck buddy thing was too good.
Yeah I guess relationships have become complicated with the changing lifestyle. But it does produce some humorous results. :D
Cheers!

Harini said...

LOL! And i agree with the last line. Things were way simpler before.

PS- To change that undefined all you have to do is Go to edit layout... click on edit in blog posts. There you have to change 1st option and 3rd option to same.

For example sunday march 1st 2009 is the 1st style then make the 3rd one in same style.

I hope you got it :P. if not i can explain again :P.

oRange* said...

@Disguise: hahaha! :D

@Koo: lol!

@Sid: haha, relatable? ;)

@Shreya: it sure is. I've said it once ..myself :P

@Saurabh: i am, i am ;)

@The West Wind: thanks!

@Ashley: hehe!

@...: yooo :)

@Baldie: Open your eyes. You'll find loads of specimens!

@Sangitha: there was a beeeet ..of what they call 'love' :P

@The Me: I'm sure they do!

@Somak: lol, humorous results. yes!

@Harini: omg! you're an angel. I finally got rid of that 'undefined'

- Sugar Cube - said...

ROFL!

So true !

Ria said...

i really dont understand why ppl complicate their own lives!!relationships are as simple as u want them to be....sadly ppl dont want simple relationships anymore coz simple is boring according to them!

malpani.!! said...

lol..

yaa fuck buddies best one..!!
but are you sure you heard it from friends of friends and not anyone els??

malpani.!! said...

“I’m going to have all the fun now and when the ‘right’ time comes, I’m going to marry the girl my parents choose for me”

*sighs*

you should also write who said what..!!

sulagna ™ said...

I have been OMGing since the first conversation...god maan..i am scared to have a baby now...wonder what the next gen of kids will be "pressurised" for...who makes out best in class ??? huh??

seriously shimkee...this is scary stuff :( :( life is so much easier living with a person who says "i love you " and "i am hungry baby " or "where is my black belt "

nil said...

Bwhahahahaahah!!
Super funny!! HAHHAHAH!!!

stefy said...

bluntly funny

The Bald Guy said...

@ Sulagna, totally agree with you!

@ Shimkee, I'm trying, I'm trying! :D

BIG Omi said...

Bravo Attempt...
Lols @ fuck buddies*

(Typical Mumbai University's uptown chick post)

U nailed the topic damn hard...

It couldn't be any better. Bravo.

:)


This so much explains my last to last to last break up :
“Our lifestyles didn’t match. He would go partying every night and I would sit at home waiting for him to call or message!”

:P

Yenjoied - HI5

oRange* said...

@Sugar Cube: :D

@Ria: its not that people dont want to remain in simple relationships anymore ..its more like needs have changed and now they have become more vocal about them ..which is good in a way!

@malpani: i didnt say all of these are only from friends of friends, did i? :P
no, its better to keep their identity concealed. why? that proud ha? :P

@Su: 'who makes out best in class' - ROTFLMAO!
awh suuu, tension not and if your kids will be pressurized for who makes out best in class ..i cant even begin to think what my poor kid will be made to go through :O

@Nil: bwahahahaaha sounds insane! i like

@stefy: :)

@Baldie: no wait Ramit, You dont try ..you dont need to ..u have such a darling gf!

@Big Omi: haha, thank you thank you! aah, found your story in one of these? haha, nice!

buckingfastard said...

ahh de best post from u re!!!

me talkin wid my ex 5 mins ago!!

she:"2moro is our grad D...so many ppl r gonna make out!! i also want to"

me:"kk get sloshed and make out..its fun"

she:"lesse..u kno i m plannin to wear capri"

me:" o god!! who makes out wid gals wearing capri...wear a skirt for gos sake...capri hav buttons..its too tough for drunk guys to handle!!"

Sid said...

hmmm... i know such ppl. Can never understand them though :(

Nipun said...

LOLZ!
Is this true for real?
I haven't met any single person like those described by you.
Cool work..

Cheers

Nuts

Americanising Desi said...

love your blog layout!

“He was too muscular. It scared me. So I said no.”


REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY? this too happens?

Lavender said...

True che itam!
But aaj kal ke bache no?
I think they like complicating their lived and being dramatic, I tell you!
Kya hoga in bacho ka?! *shakes head*

oRange* said...

@BF: haha, thanks! Oh and how considerate of you :P

@Sid: haha! it's okaay

@Nipun: are you kidding me?! :O

@AD: yes, it does. I dont like muscular men either :|

@Lavender: sahi bolu chu itam!these keeeds noh! teach them how simple life can be if they want it that way!

Lincoln said...

dont tell me u didnt use any of these ? :P

Corinne Rodrigues said...

Hello...just checking if you got my mail? :)

Corinne Rodrigues said...

Oh yeah...sent that off too soon - great blog!
C

oRange* said...

@Lincoln: oh i have! 2 of these, go figure! :P

@Corinne: yes, i did and i replied too! thanks Corinne :)

nil said...

Go see my blog. You won an award :)

suruchi said...

Orange...
Fab randoms yaar..
The absolutely hilarious/awesome ones:
“We’re not fuck buddies. We’re just ..umm ..like ..well ..friends with ..friends who ..ya okay ..fuck buddies. But doesn’t that sound too blunt?”

He: Our relationship doomed. We’re just not meant to be together. Limiting it to 'just flings' should be fine. What say?
She: But I still love you!
He: Okay, then let it be.

She: Oh, you guys are back? I thought she cheated on you?
He: Yeah, but its fine now.
She: Nice. Mr. Forgiving huh
He: I was bored dude

“I don’t care if we have a future or not. I just want him for NOW”

What an insight!
U rock big time:-)

oRange* said...

Haha! Glad you liked it, Suruchi :)
Thanks!

Hopeless Romantic said...

:)

All of us are stars and deserve the right to twinkle ♥