These are just random lines concerning relationships today, I heard from my friends or about friends of friends, etc
“Me and him ..we like have a thing yaa. You know?”
“We’re not fuck buddies. We’re just ..umm ..like ..well ..friends with ..friends who ..ya okay ..fuck buddies. But doesn’t that sound too blunt?”
“He was too nice and mushy so I broke up with him.”
He: Our relationship doomed. We’re just not meant to be together. Limiting it to 'just flings' should be fine. What say?
She: But I still love you!
He: Okay, then let it be.
“I’m going to have all the fun now and when the ‘right’ time comes, I’m going to marry the girl my parents choose for me”
She: Oh, you guys are back? I thought she cheated on you?
He: Yeah, but its fine now.
She: Nice. Mr. Forgiving huh
He: I was bored dude
He: You used me.
She: It was a fling. We were supposed to use each other. Remember?
He: But I didn’t use-use you
She: Oh but you know what, I used-used you
“She rejected me. I’m going to start going to the gym. I’ll show her what she missed”
“He was too muscular. It scared me. So I said no.”
She1: I miss him. I hate this moving on phase. It’s takes so much time
She2: Ya I know, memories and all that
She1: Ya ..stuff like he picking me up and dropping me to college and helping me with Math ..and ..
She2: Ya. That too :\
She: Don’t cheat on her. She might just do emotional attyachar on you!
He: Hahahha! No. She’s camera shy!
She: whihdiklewfwpejkldfcwepjdkl;cwe9dpo!
He: Okay, she called. I’m going. Her house is free.
She: Oye, there’s something called ‘mood’
He: Fuck mood. We hardly ever get a proper place!
“He was so perfect ..I can’t move on!”
He: It’s love. I love her so much. She’s the one I’ll marry! I just know it
She: But it’s hardly been a week!
He: So?
She: Okay.
“Our lifestyles didn’t match. He would go partying every night and I would sit at home waiting for him to call or message!”
“I don’t care if we have a future or not. I just want him for NOW”
Is it just me or were relationships way simpler before?
And then parents say “What problems do you have ha!”
Riiight. Sure.
38 comments:
HOLY CRAP. I actually laughed on the whole " fuck buddy" quote!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
That was shit funnaay :D
Aaaing....totally....toing hai...:P
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too LOl types man :D
“I don’t care if we have a future or not. I just want him for NOW”
err...that's true ha but :P
you could be one gr8 agony aunt!
Hehe... nice one.. and so true..
Lol...
Mah personal fav was/is:
“I don’t care if we have a future or not. I just want him for NOW” :D
HILARICIOUS...!!!!!
Yawn.
Tell me.
Why don't I ever meet these chics?
Huh?
I'm laughing though! :D :D :D
He: Okay, she called. I’m going. Her house is free.
She: Oye, there’s something called ‘mood’
He: Fuck mood. We hardly ever get a proper place!
Lol.. dat was damn funny!! Ther wasnt even a beeeet of love..!! Interesting observations!! :P :D
Hahah. Some of them sound so familiar! =p
This is hilarious. The whole fuck buddy thing was too good.
Yeah I guess relationships have become complicated with the changing lifestyle. But it does produce some humorous results. :D
Cheers!
LOL! And i agree with the last line. Things were way simpler before.
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I hope you got it :P. if not i can explain again :P.
@Disguise: hahaha! :D
@Koo: lol!
@Sid: haha, relatable? ;)
@Shreya: it sure is. I've said it once ..myself :P
@Saurabh: i am, i am ;)
@The West Wind: thanks!
@Ashley: hehe!
@...: yooo :)
@Baldie: Open your eyes. You'll find loads of specimens!
@Sangitha: there was a beeeet ..of what they call 'love' :P
@The Me: I'm sure they do!
@Somak: lol, humorous results. yes!
@Harini: omg! you're an angel. I finally got rid of that 'undefined'
ROFL!
So true !
i really dont understand why ppl complicate their own lives!!relationships are as simple as u want them to be....sadly ppl dont want simple relationships anymore coz simple is boring according to them!
lol..
yaa fuck buddies best one..!!
but are you sure you heard it from friends of friends and not anyone els??
“I’m going to have all the fun now and when the ‘right’ time comes, I’m going to marry the girl my parents choose for me”
*sighs*
you should also write who said what..!!
I have been OMGing since the first conversation...god maan..i am scared to have a baby now...wonder what the next gen of kids will be "pressurised" for...who makes out best in class ??? huh??
seriously shimkee...this is scary stuff :( :( life is so much easier living with a person who says "i love you " and "i am hungry baby " or "where is my black belt "
Bwhahahahaahah!!
Super funny!! HAHHAHAH!!!
bluntly funny
@ Sulagna, totally agree with you!
@ Shimkee, I'm trying, I'm trying! :D
Bravo Attempt...
Lols @ fuck buddies*
(Typical Mumbai University's uptown chick post)
U nailed the topic damn hard...
It couldn't be any better. Bravo.
:)
This so much explains my last to last to last break up :
“Our lifestyles didn’t match. He would go partying every night and I would sit at home waiting for him to call or message!”
:P
Yenjoied - HI5
@Sugar Cube: :D
@Ria: its not that people dont want to remain in simple relationships anymore ..its more like needs have changed and now they have become more vocal about them ..which is good in a way!
@malpani: i didnt say all of these are only from friends of friends, did i? :P
no, its better to keep their identity concealed. why? that proud ha? :P
@Su: 'who makes out best in class' - ROTFLMAO!
awh suuu, tension not and if your kids will be pressurized for who makes out best in class ..i cant even begin to think what my poor kid will be made to go through :O
@Nil: bwahahahaaha sounds insane! i like
@stefy: :)
@Baldie: no wait Ramit, You dont try ..you dont need to ..u have such a darling gf!
@Big Omi: haha, thank you thank you! aah, found your story in one of these? haha, nice!
ahh de best post from u re!!!
me talkin wid my ex 5 mins ago!!
she:"2moro is our grad D...so many ppl r gonna make out!! i also want to"
me:"kk get sloshed and make out..its fun"
she:"lesse..u kno i m plannin to wear capri"
me:" o god!! who makes out wid gals wearing capri...wear a skirt for gos sake...capri hav buttons..its too tough for drunk guys to handle!!"
hmmm... i know such ppl. Can never understand them though :(
LOLZ!
Is this true for real?
I haven't met any single person like those described by you.
Cool work..
Cheers
Nuts
love your blog layout!
“He was too muscular. It scared me. So I said no.”
REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY? this too happens?
True che itam!
But aaj kal ke bache no?
I think they like complicating their lived and being dramatic, I tell you!
Kya hoga in bacho ka?! *shakes head*
@BF: haha, thanks! Oh and how considerate of you :P
@Sid: haha! it's okaay
@Nipun: are you kidding me?! :O
@AD: yes, it does. I dont like muscular men either :|
@Lavender: sahi bolu chu itam!these keeeds noh! teach them how simple life can be if they want it that way!
dont tell me u didnt use any of these ? :P
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@Lincoln: oh i have! 2 of these, go figure! :P
@Corinne: yes, i did and i replied too! thanks Corinne :)
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Orange...
Fab randoms yaar..
The absolutely hilarious/awesome ones:
“We’re not fuck buddies. We’re just ..umm ..like ..well ..friends with ..friends who ..ya okay ..fuck buddies. But doesn’t that sound too blunt?”
He: Our relationship doomed. We’re just not meant to be together. Limiting it to 'just flings' should be fine. What say?
She: But I still love you!
He: Okay, then let it be.
She: Oh, you guys are back? I thought she cheated on you?
He: Yeah, but its fine now.
She: Nice. Mr. Forgiving huh
He: I was bored dude
“I don’t care if we have a future or not. I just want him for NOW”
What an insight!
U rock big time:-)
Haha! Glad you liked it, Suruchi :)
Thanks!
:)
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